Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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