Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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