i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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