The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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