He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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