He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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