Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
not ubering you a puppy
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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