The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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