I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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