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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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