you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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