Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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