I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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