I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
home. puking in laundry basket.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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