dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Randomize
