she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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