i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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