so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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