You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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