Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
