Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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