How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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