Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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