I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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