Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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