her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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