This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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