R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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