shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Apparently you make a good broom.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There r osticjed everywhere
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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