I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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