It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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