She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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