oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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