The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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