My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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