D3 body, D1 cock
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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