ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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