so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
