My pussy is not your playground.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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