All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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