Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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