Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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