I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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