I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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