ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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