you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Drake has all the answers
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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