thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
