Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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