There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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