We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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