Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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